📋 Annual review — Rochelle, all departments.
| Performance Review 2026 | |
|---|---|
| Excel skills | 11/10 — the rating system itself broke |
| Nursing skills | Off the chart — literally, we ran out of chart |
| Patient care | Exceptional — patients ask for you by name |
| Caffeine intake | Dangerously high — recommend a raise, not a limit |
| Colour-coded planning | Flawless — borders, bolding, the works |
| Overall verdict | Hire again. Keep forever. |
⬅ Now switch to the Data tab →
👆 Tap every cell to open it — the formula bar shows the fine print.
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=IF(you open every cell, THEN reveal)
Officially certified:
Spreadsheet Legend & Ward Hero
Result: TRUE. It was never in doubt.
You're the person everyone calls when the numbers won't behave — and the one patients are glad to see. This workbook is just the paperwork to make it official.
— From someone who thinks you're awesome. Keep being you.