📋 A quick chart on your favourite patient — me.
| Vitals — Dr. Love, attending | |
|---|---|
| Patient | My heart (permanently yours) |
| Heart rate | +24 bpm 💓 — spikes every time you walk in |
| Blood pressure | Normal* *except when you smile, then all bets are off |
| Diagnosis | Lovesick — chronic, incurable, and frankly I don't want a cure |
| Medication | You. One dose daily. No refills needed. |
| Prognosis | Excellent — especially if it involves coffee with you |
⬅ Now switch to the Data tab →
👆 Tap every cell to open it — the formula bar shows what's really going on.
=IF(you open every cell, THEN reveal)
I love you,
Rochelle. ❤️
Result: TRUE — and always will be
You spend your days fixing everyone else's numbers and charts. This spreadsheet just wanted to fix yours: you are the most important cell in my whole workbook.
Made with ❤ by Ben — for the best nurse I know